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Five Epic One Liners For Your Best Man Speech

Its mid-January which probably means you have broken at least one of your New Year's Resolutions (and we use the term 'at least' loosely!).

The one thing, however, you will not fail on this year is entertaining people with your best man's speech.

Luckily we are here to help :) You may have already read our article on how to give a great Best Man Speech but what you may be missing is some great one liners.

Cue: Five Epic One Liners For Your Best Man Speech.

1. I can honestly say that in all the years I've known him, no one has ever questioned (Groom's name's) intelligence. In fact, I've never heard anyone even mention it.

2. Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I'd like to point out that the last time I did a wedding speech the audience enjoyed it so much that when I sat down, they said it was the best thing I'd ever done.

3. I am sure that I speak for the Bride and Groom in thanking you all for coming today, and helping them to eat, drink and party through £20,000 worth of their hard earned money, condemning their early years of marriage to hardship, destitution and debt.

4. Hi. I'm the Best Man, which makes you wonder why (Bride's name) is marrying (Groom's name)!

5. I have to tell you I feel very nervous speaking here today. It's been a while since I spoke in front of a number of people and even then it was only to confirm my name and address.

Oh, and if all else fails, take some move busting inspiration from this guy and hit the dance floor instead!

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